DR. ABBY NEWMARK:….was almost thrown out of med school twice for abusing oxycontin. Jetison 3 years later, after graduation and she was the only doctor within 300 miles of the deepest  Congo..............

POLLUTED VACATION: Her first night camping in the Delaware Indian Outlet she was too drunk to see just how polluted things had really become.

St. JUDY OF CEREBELLA: Stem cell research saved her life, and consequently she spent the rest of her life battling the religious rights agenda to ban it forever.

PENSIVE VEGGIE: She hated meat. As a matter of fact she was almost a vegan. Nonetheless she couldn’t stop coveting her neighbors’ steak.

RELIGIOUS FERVOR: After returning from National Guard duty in Iraq, Assemblies of God Parson McCullough’s conscience got the best of him.

BABY BOTTLED: Gerbers baby food was found to have threshold limit quantities of benzene, lead, and arsenic.

DR PLUTARCK’S DILEMMA: How could he reprimand his son’s use of pot when he was hopelessly addicted to valium ????

RAD RAIN:……..the rains of Nagasaki carried with them more than just cool refreshing drops of water………

GENETIC CROPPAGE: At first the size of the bananas she saw alarmed Her to the point of anxiety. Then slowly she started to become aroused.

INDIAN PIER: Legal Gambling had made her and her tribe wealthy…..Spiritually she saw depravity like never before……

OPPENBLUE: Having successfully developed the most fierce weapon known to mankind , Dr Oppenheimer’s final years were depressed, invalidated, and futile….

PAM'S ZOLOFT: After 4 months she slowly and painfully began to realize that she had become her mother……..

WALMART APATHY: Sweat shops consisting of women and children,being paid $ 0.34 cents  a  day  went  unnoticed  to the most conscientious American  capitalist…..